I don't know, I must just be in a rambling mode today or something. So I was looking around Duke's newly remodeled website and saw a picture of my beloved JJ Redick. Yum. That made me think about my List. You know the one I am talking about. I have made some final adjustments to The List and as of now and forever it shall never be altered again. And it probably won't be talked about much either. My boyfriend doesn't really like it. And since I love making lists, here they are, in no particular order:
1. JJ Redick - Duke basketball player
2. Bret Michaels - Lead singer, Poison
3. Chaz Teetzen - Teetz's brother (He didn't go to college. Ask Teetz about it. Ha ha ha)
4. Christopher Meloni - Law and Order: SVU
5. ???
After thinking extensively about this, I have not decided who gets the 5th spot. I mean, I may say that this guy or that guy can be my baby's daddy but I don't really mean it, except about those on The List. I know what you're thinking, you're wondering how Vin Diesel and Jesse Boyer could be replaced. Well, I am over Vin Diesel, he reminds me way too much of Ken and we all know that the less Ken I have in my life, the better. Jesse Boyer was also cut, but that's because The List is supposed to be people that it is almost 100% impossible for you to meet in regular every day life, and he lives in Lincoln and once I saw him at Best Buy so it is a distinct possibility I will see him again at some point. That's also why Gavin DeGraw is not on the list. Once, I told Drake I had a dream I married Gavin and he got all freaked out and I said he doesn't need to freak out, because what're the chances of me meeting Gavin. Then he silently pointed to my framed picture of Gavin and I after the concert, so I really had nothing to say in response. Thus, neither Gavin nor Jesse appear on the list. I will have to really think about who the 5th spot will go to. Hmmm.
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You can only have 5?
Yes, and this is based on the episode of Friends where they were all kind of talking about it and Ross took it seriously and laminated his list of 5. He'd taken Isabella Rossellini off his list, and then wouldn't you know she walked into Central Perk and Ross didn't get to have sex with her because she wasn't on The List anymore. Oh, and he also didn't get to have sex with her because she's Isabella Rossellini. It was a classic episode.
Well, to be fair. No one wants to hear about their significant other's desires to fuck other people. It makes them feel less desireable and like they're not good enough. When my girlfriend did something like this, I wasn't happy either. Of course, she wanted to fuck some no-talent whiner who was the latest radio craze.
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